Waffle FAIL
My sister gave Rob a waffle maker for Christmas, after hearing him gush about how he was once at a Courtyard Marriott and they made him a waffle at the complimentary breakfast buffet right before his very eyes and it was just the most amazing thing that had ever happened to him in his whole entire life.
I’ve never seen the guy so excited about an appliance, except maybe when he opened the Roomba we got for our wedding.
Rob had to go out of town on an intellectual property emergency over his birthday, but he was home for the weekend, a few days later. I decided to give him a birthday do-over on Saturday morning, so I woke up early to make him coffee, bacon, and, yes, a birthday waffle.
Sadly, trophy wives do not come programmed to use specialty kitchen appliances, so although the waffle iron itself came with several recipes for waffle batter, I thought nothing of instead using the fancy Williams-Sonoma pancake mix I had on hand (sitting in the cabinet for months while I instead went out to innumerable breakfasts).
However. Pancake mix is apparently incompatible with waffle makers. Do regular people really know these things without first encountering this disaster?
Rob woke up to the smell of bacon cooking in the microwave (where all the fat and other inherent values are absorbed into paper towels), took one look at this mess, and proclaimed:
“Good thing I had a birthday waffle at the hotel this weekend.”
Hmmmm, I thought you could use the same mix for both pancakes and waffles!? I think Bob does it…although I’m sure he adds/changes it a bit. Then again, what do I know? My waffles come in a box.
Pancakes and waffles seem goddamn interchangeable to me.
It’s the thought that counts
I like the fact that your “faves” tab has one thing in it, and it’s an ice-mitt. Pew pew.