THIS … is emBARRassing your dog!
It’s October! For you folks watching at home, now is the time for you to cast your votes for Molly’s Halloween costume!
Choice #1: The bumblebee (because it’s cute, and this dog kinda looks like Molly). To vote for the bumblebee, reply to this post with the text CUTEBEE — that’s hit comment, type in C-U-T-E B-E-E.

Choice #2: The piggy (for obvious reasons). To see Molly dressed as a piglet this Halloween, enter the text BIGFATTY in response to this post — that’s hit comment, type B-I-G F-A-T-T-Y.
Choice #3: Yoda (because it’s hilarious). To keep the force with Molly, write text “YODASHEBE” at the end of this post – that’s Y-O-D-A S-H-E B-E.

For reference, last year’s winner was the one and only … LOBSTER! The lobster has gone on to record two studio albums under the sea and is completing its sold-out world tour with The Little Mermaid On Ice.

Vote now — the lines will be open for two hours starting at the end of this post!
Seacrest out.

BIGFATTY
P.S. Sebastian is a crab, not a lobster. Duh.
CUTEBEE
It so suits her.
The Little Mermaid On Ice is not that particular with their casting!
BIGFATTY
Is there a costume that’s a loaf of banana bread? Or just a banana?
As a lurker… I vote CUTEBEE.
Cutebee- although I will say that you should make sure it’s big enough… this is not a comment about Molly’s weight, two years ago I wanted Indy to be a bee and even the extra large was too small… come to think of it, I may have been on the phone with you freaking out at the store about how the “extra large” was clearly for some anorexic dog…. sorry about that and we should hang out soon!
YODA SHE BE! Why are you even having this vote? The answer is clear.
YODASHEBE b/c of the freaking awesome fake arms!!!
Aimee — absolutely! Do you notice that Molly is busting out of the lobster costume? I think that was a large, too! Hmmm, maybe the pet industry is trying to tell us something … doggie outfits are only for small dogs, the kinds you carry in your purse … that’s total BS
YODASHEBE!
YODASHEBE! But only if she’ll keep the ears on. they are amazing.
CUTEBEE! And then you can be a bee keeper…a slutty one of course! hahaha
Mike and I are going as Briston Palin and her baby daddy Levi.
I meant Bristol. I got so excited when I was typing I spelled it wrong!
BIGFATTY
Duh!
YODASHEBE!!! Oh my god I love it. I wonder if they have it in people sizes…
BIG FATTY….A. Because thats what we used to call Krigas and B. Because it looks like the pig is regurgitating the dogs face.
YODASHEBE! (this is elizabeth voting on behalf of my mother…you know, this blog/technology thing is kinda tough) She really likes the hilarious ears!
YODASHEBE. I didn’t even realize what the heck was going on in the picture til elizabeth explained the fake arms. It is genius.