22 May 2008 ~ 0 Comments

Everything should taste like bacon

I am hereby outing myself as a half-assed vegetarian. That’s right. No meat for me.
I mean, the more I think about it, the more it grosses me out. And then I saw PETA’s “Meet Your Meat” video, as narrated by Alec Baldwin (who I can’t take seriously in this video because I keep correlating his [...]

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08 May 2008 ~ 18 Comments

Sun salutations with Botox Barbie

Supposedly Nashville is crawling with celebrities. Rob spotted Carrie Underwood at the mall, going into Louis Vuitton. My friend Brad regularly ends up on the treadmill next to Vince Gill at the YMCA. I imagine I’ve seen all kinds of country music stars around town, but I haven’t recognized a single celebrity yet.
Until last Saturday.
I’m [...]

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06 February 2008 ~ 5 Comments

Super, fat, super-cell Tuesday. Just on Wednesday.

[I really meant to post about this yesterday. Sorry about that.]
Mardi Gras! Fat Tuesday! What a bizarre tradition. Leave it to the Catholics to decide that the most appropriate way to ready themselves for forty days of Lenten abstinence and penitence is to get rip-roaring drunk. I celebrated by eating a vegan chocolate cookie in [...]

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