Vanity Fairest

That’s it. Hell has frozen over. Pigs are flying by my window. Molly is going to become a trained guide dog, the Bears are going to win the Superbowl, and Barack Obama is going to win the presidency. I am absolutely sure of it.
You see, this weekend, my father and I were engaged in another [...]

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. WHOA. McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin for his vice-presidential running mate has thrown me for a loop. And that says a lot, considering these are Republicans we are talking about. I thought I had seen it all when Bush was reelected.
Let me see if I can get this straight.
She was [...]

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