Vanity Fairest

What’s the difference between having four couples over for a dinner party on Friday night and 20 girls over for a bachelorette party on Saturday night?
On Saturday morning, the floors are sticky and disgusting. On Sunday morning, the floors are still sparkling, but the toilet is clogged.

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John McCain has decided to completely ruin my Friday night plans of staying in, ordering a pizza, and ranting and raving at the television the way most people do during sports broadcasts or the way my dad does during the ten o’clock network news.
To wit, McCain is dodging the presidential debates in a feeble attempt [...]

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