Vanity Fairest

That’s it. Molly and I are on a diet.
Back in Nashville, when a friend started calling Molly a hippo, I didn’t think anything of it. When we went on our honeymoon and the dog sitter reported to us that she had started feeding Molly a scant cup of dog food — rather than a heaping [...]

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It is not a good idea to move one month before you get married.
It is not a good idea to forget that you don’t own a swimsuit until exactly one week before you leave for your wedding in Hawaii.
It is a good idea to start using Crest White Strips seven days before your wedding. I’m [...]

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