13 November 2008 ~ 5 Comments

Lies My Breeder Told Me

Dear President-elect Barack Obama,
I could not be more thrilled by your victory. Our victory. Just knowing that a biracial man — a man raised by a single mother from Kansas and her parents, a man with the middle name “Hussein,” a man who comes from lesser means than I — can actually become president is [...]

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19 September 2008 ~ 5 Comments

If Molly aint happy, aint nobody happy

Molly apparently thinks I’m too juicy, too.
Note the complete lack of remorse. And the black socks.

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