26 September 2008 ~ 1 Comment

God bless Wonkette

for bringing us Kentucky Rednecks Have Edifying Insight About This ‘Hussein’ Ay-rab Preznint
Oh good sweet god jesus shit WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE? The YouTube description says, “I came home from football practice one evening and my parents were talking to our neighbors who were drunk. This is what happened … I live in southeastern [...]

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13 August 2008 ~ 2 Comments

I am a rock; I am an island.

But wait, there’s more! You didn’t think I would leave out all the intimate details of our honeymoon, did you?
It was inexplicably wonderful to vacation in Maui with a big group of family and friends — we pretty much took over the resort! We couldn’t walk from one end to the other without running into [...]

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30 April 2008 ~ 0 Comments

Two new national holidays

I got an email today with a petition to make September 11 a national holiday. This one was written by the son of a firefighter who died in the collapse. It called for the holiday to honor our nation’s firefighters, but I found many others online petitioning to call 9/11 “Unification Day,” a day to [...]

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