My jar is half-full
So, I skipped my yoga practice for three days. During this time, I also ate half a jar of vanilla frosting with a spoon. And I lost two pounds.
Not a fluke. It has been three days. Two pounds. Vanished.
I may have found my calling as a dieting guru. A book called The Frosting Diet would fly off the shelves, don’t you think?
Proof once again that life is not fair. But boy oh boy, do I love it when it works out in my favor.
