My jar is half-full
I may have found my calling as a dieting guru. A book called The Frosting Diet would fly off the shelves, don’t you think?
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If it ain’t broke, break it
Oh yeah, that bathroom remodel.
It hasn’t been going well. Or going at all, that is.
Back in September, when work was slow and I was feeling all project-y, I decided more or less on a whim to paint the bathroom cabinets. The cabinets were fine, really — I just didn’t like the color of the stain [...]
Waffle FAIL
My sister gave Rob a waffle maker for Christmas, after hearing him gush about how he was once at a Courtyard Marriott and they made him a waffle at the complimentary breakfast buffet right before his very eyes and it was just the most amazing thing that had ever happened to him in his whole [...]
Rules of safety
Never light a cigarette at a gas station, lest you should ignite the few drops of gasoline that have spilled en route from tank to pump, or the gallons that have choked unstoppably forth from the nozzle when some yuppie idiot girl on her iPhone pulls it from her car before it’s done pumping and [...]
